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The Official New York City Crime Report T-shirt.

Accept no substitutes, not that there are any.

No one else has even attempted to make a comedy podcast based on New York City crime, let alone sell the world's coolest and most comfortable T-shirt with that show's logo emblazoned across the front.

The back reads: Robbery. Murder. Rape. Hilarious. If you buy it, be prepared to wear it. And if you wear it, be prepared to occasionally defend it. Unless you're like me and just don't give a fuck.

The Official New York City Crime Report T-shirt.

Accept no substitutes, not that there are any.

No one else has even attempted to make a comedy podcast based on New York City crime, let alone sell the world's coolest and most comfortable T-shirt with that show's logo emblazoned across the front.

The back reads: Robbery. Murder. Rape. Hilarious. If you buy it, be prepared to wear it. And if you wear it, be prepared to occasionally defend it. Unless you're like me and just don't give a fuck.

$25 - includes shipping in U.S.

$50 - includes shipping everywhere else

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