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Ray's testimony was key to the prosecution of former NYPD commissioner  Bernie Kerik for tax evasion. While Ray was under indictment in a $40 million stock scam, he came forward with evidence that Kerik had received thousands of dollars in gifts  which he didn't report.

Keep in mind, Ray was Bernie Kerik's best man at his 1998 wedding.

From Lohud.com

Here's the story of one victim, as told in the indictment released by the U.S. Attorney's Office:  

For about four years, "Female Victim-1" prostituted herself because she thought she owed Ray.

Ray, 60, told the victim in 2014 that she had to repay him because she had poisoned him and damaged his family member’s property in North Carolina that he forced her to work on. She confessed to actions she didn’t do, including on video, according to the indictment.

This victim remained a whore for Ray until 2018, during which time Ray collected plenty of "sensitive, humiliating and incriminating" material, like explicit photos, to help him maintain control of her. And to pressure her to fuck more guys for money, he threatened to report her to authorities for supposed crimes.

The indictment also describes a lengthy grooming process during which Ray would watch the victim and a male victim, both college students at the time, engage in sex acts in which he'd instructed them to engage.

Besides the threats, there was the part where Ray did terrible shit to the victim. In one instance, the indictment states, Ray tied the girl to a chair, placed a plastic bag over her head, nearly suffocating her, and told her “in substance and in part, to behave and focus on paying him more money.”

in Violent BROOKLYN

12 ARRESTS in BK "beatdown and robbery"

  • SUSPECTS all 14-17

  • 15-yr-old victim robbed, assaulted by gang of youths in "revenge" smackdown

  • Victim had beaten up friend of angry mob

  • Teens are charged with gang assault, robbery

THE NEW YORK POST REPORTS....

Crime doesn't really need a lot of encouragement . It's a weed, not some rare orchid, and it can flourish anywhere in spite of efforts to root it out.

The majority of New Yorkers -- if I had to guess -- would probably say they're generally in favor of "bail reform," without bothering to ask, "Wait, EXACTLY what do you mean by 'bail reform?'"

In answering this way, what they actually mean is, "Of course I like black people!" 

It's suggestive of the woke-by-default attitude, emblematic here and (probably) in most every major city in the US, which empowers citizens to always respond without thinking and to still always answer "correctly."

In that sense, it isn't too hard to see the appeal of a left-leaning ideology, particularly if you're not very interested in the subject of criminal justice, government, politics or anything. Day-to-day life is pretty challenging and the demands of survival can be fairly time-consuming, so in a functionally one-party city, why swim upstream?

But the results of all this thoughtless agreement are less than optimal. Low voter turnout and general disinterest in civic life are just two of the inevitable outcomes. Not only is no one worth voting for but and there's also no candidate worth voting against, no opposition.

Lawmakers here have little accountability. As Democrats, their jobs are secure. The only constituencies to which they seem determined to suck up are the various LGBTQ+ communities and so-called POC (in this case, blacks and Latinos).

In explaining the rationale behind bail reform, whoever is explaining seems to lean heavily on emotionally charged sentiments about "mostly black and Latino" suspects, who are disproportionately poor and who, disproportionately, are forced to remain in pretrial confinement because they can't afford bail. Therefore, bail effectively criminalizes poverty, the explainer explains.

Needless to say, it's a little more complicated than that, but any opposition to this position is likely to be interpreted as basic racism, fear of "the other," etc. It's really, truly like that. Either you agree with their assessment or you're not even a legitimate part of the discussion. You're just some White Nationalist Nazi Garbagehead.

The reason bail reform, which is statewide, finally became law here in New York is because of Democrat gains in Albany in 2018 midterms. With control of the state assembly and the state senate, and Governor Cuomo ready to rubber-stamp any kooky thing they put on his desk, these legislators went hog wild.

Since bail reform began, as the statistics above show, crime has surged with significant increases in five of the seven major categories.

Law enforcement sources attribute the increase in crime to bail reform. Cuomo has kind of suggested there are issues with the law, and that it needs tweaks, same with state AG Letitia James.

Dan Soares - who considers himself a "progressive prosecutor" - had negative shit to say about the efforts of the Albany legislators, primarily the fact that not one hearing was held on the subject, no input from law enforcement, prosecutors, judges or service providers. This he stated in June, well before bail reform took effect.

Vox offered a counterpoint to the idea that bail reform does anything other than prevent poor people from being punished for being poor. In typical Vox fashion, the article isn't framed as a pro-bail reform opinionated piece but rather as "The controversy over New York’s bail reform law, explained." Come the fuck on.

One party, zero accountability, shouting down and shaming descent, laws made inside an echo chamber, these conditions are basically guaranteed to increase crime. At the very least, they are incompatible with reducing crime.

THE NEW YORK POST REPORTS....

"ONE-PUNCH" KILLER AND SUSPECTED GANG MEMBER, JOSHUA HERNANDEZ, ONE-PUNCH KILLED ONE-PUNCH VICTIM AND VIDEO-GAME DEVELOPER, JOSE ZAMBRANO-RODRIGUEZ LAST NOVEMBER WITH A SINGLE PUNCH. OR SO PROSECUTORS INITIALLY THOUGHT.

ALTHOUGH THE VICTIM DIED FROM THE "ONE-PUNCH" ATTACK, HERNANDEZ WAS ONLY CHARGED WITH 3rd Degree MISDEMEANOR ASSAULT AND PLEADED GUILTY, ON THE DAY THE VICTIM DIED. HERNANDEZ WAS SENTENCED TO 6 MONTHS IN JAIL, CLEARLY A VERY LIGHT SENTENCE CONSIDERING THERE WAS A DEATH. 

SIX MONTHS...I MEAN, HE did KILL A GUY FOR NOT GIVING HIM A CIGARETTE.

THE OTHER DAY I HAD A GUY -- WHO WAS EITHER HOMELESS, JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL OR JUST AN EXTREMELY SLOPPY DRESSER -- POSITION HIMSELF TO ASK ME FOR MONEY WHICH ISN'T UNUSUAL. WHAT WAS UNUSUAL WAS THAT HE SEEMED DETERMINED TO PITCH EVEN AFTER I PRE-REJECTED HIS PROPOSAL.

THAT'S NOT TYPICAL IN NEW YORK. OF THE CITIES IN WHICH I'VE BEEN BOTHERED BY INDIVIDUALS WHO LIKE TO ASK FOR MONEY

- AND THIS MAY SURPRISE YOU - NEW YORK CITY'S WORTHLESS PEOPLE, FOR THE MOST PART, ARE THE MOST REASONABLE AND POLITE. I ATTRIBUTE THIS STRICTLY TO PROFIT MOTIVE. 

 

OF COURSE, EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE WHO ASKS FOR MONEY HAS THAT VERY SAME MOTIVE. BUT IN PLACES LIKE CHICAGO AND ATLANTA, FOR EXAMPLE, THE BEGGARS HAVE BEEN IN MY EXPERIENCE MUCH MORE LIKELY TO WANT TO MAKE AN ISSUE OUT OF IT.

OF COURSE, "MAKING AN ISSUE OUT OF IT" CAN TAKE ANY NUMBER OF FORMS. LINGERING. ASKING MULTIPLE TIMES OR EVEN TRYING TO WEAR DOWN THEIR MARK. SOMETIMES INTIMIDATION.

SOMETIMES THEY RUN THROUGH ALL OF THESE IN RAPID SUCCESSION, BUT IT STILL SEEMS TO TAKE FOREVER. WHAT AN ANNOYANCE.

 

AND FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, IT'S ALSO A LITTLE INCONGRUOUS. I GET IT, BEGGARS HAVE BASICALLY NOTHING, AND VERY LITTLE OF THAT, EVEN. I WOULDN'T WANT TO TRADE PLACES WITH THEM. BUT I CAN'T GIVE AWAY MONEY OR CIGARETTES WHEN PEOPLE ASK, IT'S JUST NOT A PRACTICAL ACTION FOR ME TO TAKE AT THIS MOMENT. I'M CARRYING SOME AMOUNT OF DEBT. IT'S NOT A HUGE SUM, PERHAPS, BUT I DARE SAY I'M CARRYING MORE PERSONAL DEBT THAN ANY OF THESE TURDS WITH THEIR HANDS OUT ON THE SIDEWALK. THEY HAVE VERY LITTLE OF NOTHING, BUT I HAVE QUITE A BIT OF LESS THAN NOTHING. AND YET THEY WANT ME TO GIVE THAT OVER AS WELL.

I ALSO CONSIDER IT IMMORAL TO GIVE MONEY OR CIGARETTES TO PANHANDLERS, BUT I KNOW MANY FEEL IT'S JUST THE OPPOSITE, SOME ULTIMATE ACT OF KINDNESS, HEAPING GOOD-HAPPY KARMA POINTS, A BONUS LIFE AND AN EXTRA BALL ON THE GENTLE SOUL WHO DUG IN HER POCKET, PULLED OUT A FIVE, PAUSED AWKWARDLY THEN HANDED IT OVER. THEY SEE A TIRED OLD MAN, DOWN ON HIS LUCK, LOST HIS JOB AND HE'S EITHER ALONE AND BROKE ON THE STREET OR HE'S GOT A FAMILY, RIGHT?

YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE? I SEE A GUY WHO IS TOO STUPID, CRAZY OR ANTISOCIAL TO FIGURE OUT A PLAN FOR THE YEARS HE HAS LEFT, OR TOO DRUNK, TOO OFTEN. BUT AN ELEMENT OF ACTING/PERFORMANCE IS ALWAYS PRESENT IN BEGGING. ALWAYS. NO ONE ON THE SUBWAY ACTUALLY NEEDS "THIRTEEN DOLLARS AND 35 CENTS FOR A BUS TICKET BACK TO OKLAHOMA." NO ONE IS "JUST TRYING TO GET HOME." NO ONE IS SHORT $115 DOLLARS TO PAY RENT OR ELSE THEY'RE GONNA BE EVICTED. THE LADY WHO REGULARLY APPEARS ON THE N-TRAIN HAS BEEN RECENTLY DISPLACED, POOR AND BROKE WITH A SMALL CHILD DUE TO "DOMESTIC VIOLENCE" FOR YEARS AND YEARS.

SEE THESE ARE NOT DECENT PEOPLE WHO JUST NEED A LITTLE HELP. IT'S IMMORAL TO SUPPORT THEM IN DOING WHAT THEY DO."

WHEN I MOVED TO NEW YORK AND STARTED TURNING DOWN BUMS ASKING FOR MONEY HERE, I REALIZE NOW, I HAD BRACED MYSELF FOR A LOT OF CONFRONTATION FROM THESE TYPES. I WAS PLEASANTLY SURPRISED AND RELIEVED TO DISCOVER THAT THE WALKING BROKE HERE ALMOST ALWAYS ASK ONCE AND MOVE ON WITHOUT EMOTION.

I WONDERED WHY AND THE SELF-EVIDENT TRUTH WAS THAT IT'S A NUMBERS GAME. LINGERING AROUND ONE PERSON WHO SAID 'NO' ALREADY, JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE WITH THE HIGH-VOLUME MODEL. PEOPLE ARE PLENTIFUL.

IT WAS KIND OF SHOCKING THE NEXT TIME WAS IN ANOTHER BIG CITY, THE WAY THESE VERY RUDE AND DIRTY LOSERS WANT TO GO POINT-COUNTER POINT.

KIND OF A DIFFERENT THING, BUT NOT TOTALLY. YOU KNOW THOSE FLOWER SALESMEN WHO CATCH YOU ON A DATE AND COMPEL YOU TO BUY ONE FOR YOUR "LADY"? HATE WHEN THEY'RE PERSISTENT. ONCE IN PARIS, THIS SMALL, SILENT DICKHEAD JUST KEPT OFFERING, WITHOUT WORDS, JUST BIG GESTURES, CHASING US, FOLLOWING US, SILENTLY, HOLDING UP THAT FLOWER. I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE TO BELT HIM ONE!

BUT THIS GUY THE OTHER DAY, HERE IN NEW YORK. HE DOES THAT THING OF WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY WALKING OFF, ACTING LIKE A TOUGH GUY, BY THREATENING ME WHEN I'M ALREADY IN MOTION. AFTER A PAUSE FOR A CROSSING SIGNAL. HE SAID THE HE "OUGHT TO PUNCH (ME) IN (MY) MOUF."

ADD IT TO THE EVIDENCE THAT THIS CITY IS GETTING DUMBER, ALL THE WAY DOWN TO ITS HUMAN GARBAGE.

 

CHARGES HAVE BEEN UPGRADED TO FELONY ASSAULT FOR HERNANDEZ, BECAUSE SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE WAS DISCOVERED WHICH SHOWS MULTIPLE PEOPLE HIT THE VICTIM MORE THAN ONCE.

AS LONG AS THE ONE-PUNCH RULE, MEANING YOU MUST SHOW INTENT TO KILL AND SINCE LOTS OF PEOPLE, REASONABLE PEOPLE, GO AROUND PUNCHING OTHERS WHEN THEY DON'T NECESSARILY EXPECT THEM TO DIE FROM IT, SOOO..."

“She just saw an arm [swing], and my brother’s eyes open,” Gomez said. “She told me, ‘I’ve never seen a human fall that way.’ We found out his whole entire head was fractured when he hit the ground.”

A BOOGIE-D MAN WAS HOSPITALIZED AFTER HIS "LADY FRIEND" POISONED HIS DINNER, POLICE SAY.

THE 50YR-OLD MAN BECAME SICK AND BEGAN VOMITING AFTER EATING A MEAL PREPARED BY THE LADY FRIEND, WHO THEN TOLD HIM THAT SHE'D SECRETLY PREPARED THE FOOD USING AN UNSPECIFIED POISON.

 

THE MAN GAVE COPS A BOTTLE OF ROACH POISON BORIC ACID, BUT DOCTORS ARE UNSURE IF THAT IS THE CULPRIT.

THE POISONED MAN REFUSED TO IDENTIFY THE WOMAN WHO POISONED HIS DINNER, THE SOURCES SAY, BECAUSE "HE DOES NOT WANT HIS LADY FRIEND TO GET IN TROUBLE" FOR POISONING HIM.

NYCCR COVERAGE

A 21-YR-OLD IS CUSTODY, CHARGED IN THE DEATH OF A 92-YR-OLD WOMAN WHO WAS FOUND UNRESPONSIVE ALONG THE STREET NEAR HER RICHMOND HILL HOME.

FOX 5 REPORTS

POLICE ARE SEEKING A MAN THEY SAY DRAGGED A WOMAN INTO AN ALLEY AND RAPED HER IN JAMAICA QUEENS.

A DECORATED NYPD OFFICER CLAIMS IN A NEW LAWSUIT THAT HE WAS HARASSED BY THE DEPARTMENT IN RETALIATION FOR ARRESTING A WELL-CONNECTED DRUNK FOR DWI.

The New York Post reports

...a man attacked his girlfriend

at his place of employment, punching her and menacing her with a knife. Jay Vazquez-Paulino was charged with menacing, unlawful possession of a weapon, attempted assault and harassment, but was released with a desk appearance ticket. It isn't clear if he still has the girlfriend or the job.

THE NEW YORK POST REPORTS....

HOMELESS DEATHS HAVE DOUBLED SINCE THE BEGINING OF THE DE BLASIO ERA.

FROM 208 TO 404.

HOW ABOUT THAT....

Queens man who admitted to stuffing Valerie Reyes in suitcase pleads guilty

THE QUEENS MAN WHO ADMITTED TO STUFFING HIS BOUND EX-GF IN A SUITCASE AND DUMPING HER IN CONNECTICUT, NOW FACES LIFE IN PRISON AFTER PLEADING GUILTY TO KIDNAPPING, ACCORDING TO COURT PAPERS.

THE GUILTY PLEA CAME ONE YEAR TO THE DAY AFTER VALERIE REYES WAS FOUND IN A SUITCASE ON THE SIDE OF A ROAD IN GREENWICH.

DURING A PATENTED, NY POST EXCLUSIVE JAILHOUSE INTERVIEW, 24YR-OLD JAVIER DA SILVA CLAIMED THAT REYES DIED AFTER THE COUPLE FELL OFF THE BED TOGETHER DURING SEX.

DA SILVA SAID HE TRIED TO REVIVE HER, AND THAT HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, APPARENTLY SETTLING ON FIXING HER MOUTH WITH DUCT TAPE, TYING HER LIMBS WITH TWINE, CRAMMING HER INTO A SUITCASE AND DUMPING HER ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD LIKE TRASH.

THE MEDICAL EXAMINER DETERMINED REYES DIED FROM LACK OF OXYGEN. REYES SAID HE TIED HER LIMBS UP BECAUSE SHE WOULDN'T OTHERWISE FIT IN THE SUITCASE.

DA SILVA WAS CAUGHT AFTER TRYING TO USE HER DEBIT CARD TO WITHDRAW $1,000 FROM HER ACCOUNT.

THE COUPLE MET ONLINE, AND DA DILVA SAID THE THING HE LIKED BEST ABOUT HER WAS THAT "SHE SMELLED GOOD."

DA SILVA HOLDS DUAL CITIZENSHIP IN VENEZUELA AND PORTUGAL, AND AT THE TIME OF THE MURDER HE HAD OVERSTAYED HIS VISA.

TIMES SQUARE FACE-SLASH

A man was slashed in the face in Times Square, leaving him with a gash that required 75 stitches to close. The slasher fled and remains at large.

The 20-yr-old man and the knifeman got into an argument on 8th Ave and 42nd St. which escalated into a physical fight before the suspect cut the victim. It's unclear what the argument was about, but police sources say that the victim has a criminal record, according to the NY Post.

NYPD released a surveillance photo of the suspect.

AN 18-YR-OLD MAN KICKED IN THE DOOR OF A CONDUCTOR CABIN OF A 6 TRAIN AT THE CYPRESS AVE STOP DURING MORNING RUSH HOUR.

SEE IT - NYCCR coverage of coverage of 11-yr-old boy, robbed by thug

in Violent BROOKLYN

THE BRIEF BUT THRILLING SHOE-BEATING SAGA

12 ARRESTS in BK "beatdown and robbery"

  • SUSPECTS all 14-17

  • 15-yr-old victim robbed, assaulted by gang of youths in "revenge" smackdown

  • Victim had beaten up friend of angry mob

  • Teens are charged with gang assault, robbery

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TEEN VICTIM "TRAUMATIZED" BY ASSAULT

JUDGE SETS CURFEW FOR TEENS ACCUSED IN GANG ASSAULT

SLASHED!

A 20-yr-old man was slashed RIGHT QUICK

while riding in the back of a northbound Q44 bus around 5am in Unionport.

The victim and the unidentified slasher had previously argued during the ride. The alleged slasher believed the man was talking about him in another language. Suddenly Susan, man stood up and slashed the left side of the man's face.

If you know anything about this, 1 800 577-TIPS

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MURDER-SUICIDE

A 49-YR-OLD MAN, ANDRE MYRTIL SHOT 39-YR-OLD PETULA MYRTIL IN AN APPARENT MURDER-SUICIDE AS THE TWO SAT IN AN SUV IN THE BOROUGH SO VIOLENT, THEY NAMED IT "BROOKLYN."

  • IT'S UNKNOWN WHY THE MAN CHOSE TO SHOOT HIMSELF.

  • COUPLE WAS PARKED IN A CHEVY SUBURBAN IN STARRETT CITY, A HOUSING DEVELOPMENT IN THE SPRING CREEK SECTION OF EAST NEW YORK

  • NEIGHBOR: "I'VE NEVER SEEN NO ALTERCATIONS."

DIXON MEETS DE BLASIO

What a difference 5 years makes.

When this photo was taken, Nov. 12, 2014, de Blasio was just hitting the homestretch of his first yr in office.

Meet "Top Cop" Dermot Shea

SUCKS ABOUT CITIES

INVOLUNTARY COMMITMENT to lunatic asylums mostly ended as advances in anti-crazy medications, coupled with the notion that locking up raving lunatics was unnecessarily punitive, seemed to indicate that it would be much better if nuthouses were basically just emptied the fuck out and most of the nutcases allowed to roam free among unsuspecting NORMAL people. Another factor was the fact that most state-run asylums or whatever were shitholes with poorly-trained, shitty staff with shitty attitudes.

Unfortunately, it turns out these psychos, left to their own devices, often don't take their necessary meds, and therefore don't blend especially well with non-psycho society, with the throwing of rocks and the breaking of glass and you wind up with homeless fuckers galore and the rest in jail.

FINALLY... MY IMAGE HAS BEEN REPURPOSED TO REPRESENT  THE TOP COP IN A COMIC BOOK!!

HERE'S HOW IT HAPPENED: AN OBSCURE BUT VERY ECCENTRIC CARTOONIST IN LOUISIANA WAS TRYING TO DECIDE WHO TO MODEL HIS POLICE COMMISSIONER CHARACTER AFTER, WHEN HE DECIDED THAT HE WANTED TO GIVE HIM A PAT DIXON-ESQUE LOOK AND DEMEANOR. SO... AFTER NOT ASKING PERMISSION, HE QUICKLY SKETCHED OUT A HAIRCUT, FACE, SHIRT AND TIE WHICH HAD BECOME QUITE FAMILIAR TO HIM IN THE COURSE OF CREATING MANY VARIOUS EXCELLENT BUT UNDERAPPRECIATED CRIME REPORT PROMOS DEPICTING MYSELF DRIVING FAST CARS, WEARING TUXEDOS, SMOKING AND GENERALLY BEING A COOL MF.

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