The man accused of paying $200,000 to have his allegedly mobbed-up father whacked in the drive-thru of a Bronx McDonalds — while the wiseguy was ordering a coffee — wants to get out of jail to avoid catching coronavirus.

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AS YOU'RE ALL AWARE, THE CITY, STATE AND FEDERAL AUTHORITIES HAVE DEMANDED THE CLOSURE OF NON-ESSENTIAL BUSINESSES AND PLACED RESTRICTIONS ON MOST OTHERS, WHILE INDIVIDUALS HAVE BEEN REMANDED TO HOME CONFINEMENT AND TO PRACTICE "SOCIAL DISTANCING" DURING THE BRIEF OUTDOOR EXCURSIONS WE'RE ALLOWED.

THESE SWEEPING DRACONIAN MEASURES THREATEN TO FOREVER ALTER OUR COUNTRY IN A WAY THAT NO VIRUS ALONE EVER COULD. THE PRESIDENT'S ATTEMPTS TO PROVIDE ENCOURAGEMENT TO MEMBERS OF THE GENERAL PUBLIC -- BY SUGGESTING THE POSSIBILITY OF A MORE OPTIMISTIC OUTLOOK FOR A RETURN TO NORMALCY IN THE WEEKS TO COME -- HAVE BEEN SHOUTED DOWN, CRITICIZED AND RIDICULED BY THE MEDIA AT LARGE, AND VOCALLY DISREGARDED BY NYC MAYOR BILL DE BLASIO.

FOR HIS PART, DE BLASIO HAS MAINTAINED A SINGULARLY PETULANT TONE THROUGHOUT THE CRISIS AND HAS RENEGED ON HIS ASSURANCES OF TRANSPARENCY, REFUSING TO RELEASE STATISTICS RELATED TO THE NUMBERS OF AVAILABLE HOSPITAL BEDS AND VENTILATORS AND SEEMS TO BE REFUSING TO ACKNOWLEDGE WHETHER OR NOT AVAILABLE INFORMATION FROM THE CDC AND OTHER SOURCES IS ACCURATE.

IN THIS EPISODE AND IN DAILY EPISODES TO COME, WE'LL BE REVIEWING THESE DEVELOPMENTS, AS WELL AS PROVIDING OUR USUAL TOP-NOTCH COVERAGE OF NEW YORK CITY CRIME. IN THE INTEREST OF PROVIDING A WIDER VARIETY OF ENTERTAINMENT DURING THIS INTERESTING MOMENT, NYC CRIME REPORT WILL ALSO PROVIDE ADDITIONAL CONTENT, INCLUDING "BEST-OF" PODCASTS, PERHAPS A COUPLE OF RERELEASES OF CLASSIC NYCCR, THE FUNNY AND INSANE "2 WOKE 2 F" AND A UNIQUE AND FUN PODCAST CALLED "THE THRILL OF THE KILL" WHICH I PRODUCE AND WOULD LOVE TO SHARE WITH ALL OF YOU.

THESE BONUS SHOWS WILL BE LABELED AS SUCH TO PREVENT ANY CONFUSION. AS I MENTIONED BEFORE, THE SHOW NYC CRIME REPORT WILL CONTINUE AS USUAL, AND WHEN WE TURN A CORNER, THIS FEED WILL GO BACK TO NORMAL. IN THE MEANTIME, I HOPE YOU ENJOY THESE OTHER CREATIONS, AND STAY ALIVE NO MATTER WHAT OCCURS. I WILL FIND YOU.

SKOOL'S OUT IN BROOKLYN

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MR. TALENTED CONTINUES TO BLOG FROM THE GRAVE

dead kids final video

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NYPD released a surveillance photo of the suspect.

The Central Park Five doc

you HAVEN'T seen

THIS DOCUMENTARY DISPROVES MANY OF THE KEY ELEMENTS OF THE PREVAILING NARRATIVE ABOUT THE CENTRAL PARK FIVE AND SERVES AS A FACTUAL COUNTERPOINT TO THE WIDELY ACCEPTED FICTIONAL VERSION OF THE CENTRAL PARK JOGGER CASE.

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MURDER-SUICIDE

A 49-YR-OLD MAN, ANDRE MYRTIL SHOT 39-YR-OLD PETULA MYRTIL IN AN APPARENT MURDER-SUICIDE AS THE TWO SAT IN AN SUV IN THE BOROUGH SO VIOLENT, THEY NAMED IT "BROOKLYN."

  • IT'S UNKNOWN WHY THE MAN CHOSE TO SHOOT HIMSELF.

  • COUPLE WAS PARKED IN A CHEVY SUBURBAN IN STARRETT CITY, A HOUSING DEVELOPMENT IN THE SPRING CREEK SECTION OF EAST NEW YORK

  • NEIGHBOR: "I'VE NEVER SEEN NO ALTERCATIONS."

in Violent BROOKLYN

12 ARRESTS in BK "beatdown and robbery"

  • SUSPECTS all 14-17

  • 15-yr-old victim robbed, assaulted by gang of youths in "revenge" smackdown

  • Victim had beaten up friend of angry mob

  • Teens are charged with gang assault, robbery

TEEN VICTIM "TRAUMATIZED" BY ASSAULT

“I watched the video twice, it kept popping up on my feed,” said Howell, who was getting her eyelashes done at the time. “I realized, that’s my kid. I just went numb."

JUDGE SETS CURFEW FOR TEENS ACCUSED IN GANG ASSAULT

28-YR-OLD EX-CON, KHALIEF YOUNG HELD WITHOUT BAIL

SEE IT - NYCCR coverage of coverage of 11-yr-old boy, robbed by thug

TIMES SQUARE FACE-SLASH

A man was slashed in the face in Times Square, leaving him with a gash that required 75 stitches to close. The slasher fled and remains at large.

The 20-yr-old man and the knifeman got into an argument on 8th Ave and 42nd St. which escalated into a physical fight before the suspect cut the victim. It's unclear what the argument was about, but police sources say that the victim has a criminal record, according to the NY Post.

NYPD released a surveillance photo of the suspect.

DIXON MEETS DE BLASIO

What a difference 5 years makes.

When this photo was taken, Nov. 12, 2014, de Blasio was just hitting the homestretch of his first yr in office.

Meet "Top Cop" Dermot Shea

SUCKS ABOUT CITIES

INVOLUNTARY COMMITMENT to lunatic asylums mostly ended as advances in anti-crazy medications, coupled with the notion that locking up raving lunatics was unnecessarily punitive, seemed to indicate that it would be much better if nuthouses were basically just emptied the fuck out and most of the nutcases allowed to roam free among unsuspecting NORMAL people. Another factor was the fact that most state-run asylums or whatever were shitholes with poorly-trained, shitty staff with shitty attitudes.

Unfortunately, it turns out these psychos, left to their own devices, often don't take their necessary meds, and therefore don't blend especially well with non-psycho society, with the throwing of rocks and the breaking of glass and you wind up with homeless fuckers galore and the rest in jail.

LARRY LETS THE BED BUGS BITE

FINALLY... MY IMAGE HAS BEEN REPURPOSED TO REPRESENT  THE TOP COP IN A COMIC BOOK!!

HERE'S HOW IT HAPPENED: AN OBSCURE BUT VERY ECCENTRIC CARTOONIST IN LOUISIANA WAS TRYING TO DECIDE WHO TO MODEL HIS POLICE COMMISSIONER CHARACTER AFTER, WHEN HE DECIDED THAT HE WANTED TO GIVE HIM A PAT DIXON-ESQUE LOOK AND DEMEANOR. SO... AFTER NOT ASKING PERMISSION, HE QUICKLY SKETCHED OUT A HAIRCUT, FACE, SHIRT AND TIE WHICH HAD BECOME QUITE FAMILIAR TO HIM IN THE COURSE OF CREATING MANY VARIOUS EXCELLENT BUT UNDERAPPRECIATED CRIME REPORT PROMOS DEPICTING MYSELF DRIVING FAST CARS, WEARING TUXEDOS, SMOKING AND GENERALLY BEING A COOL MF.

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DO YOU HAVE A TIP OR STORY IDEA FOR NEW YORK CITY CRIME REPORT?

DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO WOULD BE A GREAT GUEST?

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